By John Morgan
Of the Sun-Down Gazette
A fight broke out last night at one of the city’s most popular nightspots, Guilty Pleasures, the strip club owned and operated by Jean-Claude, Master Vampire of the City of St. Louis. The altercation involved a group of college students, and one of the club’s security guards, a man whose name was given as Primo. The fight began when Mr. Primo attempted to evict the student’s, all male, from the club, which features preternatural male strippers and has an almost entirely female clientele. One of the students punched the bouncer in the face, drawing blood.
Mr. Primo responded by rendering several of the students unconscious. Eyewitness Jessica Wade stated, “It was really scary, like he went crazy or something.” Efforts by other employees of the club to subdue Mr. Primo were not successful. Anita Blake, Jean-Claude’s Human Servant, was present at the time of the incident and brought Mr. Primo under control. Eyewitnesses were unclear as to Ms. Blake’s methods. Ms. Wade said, “I don’t know what she did, but somehow, she got him to stop beating on people. EMS and police were called to the scene.
By the time they arrived, Mr. Primo had departed the premises. The young men declined to press charges.
Jean-Claude stated, “This was but a minor incident. Primo was simply a little over-zealous in protecting the sensibilities of the ladies who visit my establishment.”