ANOTHER STRIPPER FOUND DEAD

ANOTHER STRIPPER FOUND DEAD

Police Suspect Vampire Serial Killer
By Ginjer Buchanan
Of the Sun-Down Gazette
The body of a woman (her name is being withheld pending notification of her family) was found last night in a construction site behind The Sapphire Club, a local strip club. According to the clubs manager, the victim worked there as a dancer. Ginger Clark, another dancer at the Sapphire Club and an eyewitness, said, “It was so sad. I mean, you could tell she was dead; her body was just lying down there in that hole. But the weird thing is there wasn’t no blood, like She’d been all emptied out or something.”

The womans death was attributed to exsanguination as a result of multiple bite wounds. The woman, a blonde in her early twenties, allegedly bore a striking resemblance to Charlene Morresey, a stripper whose body was found earlier this week in an alley behind the dance club where she worked. Ms. Morresey also dies from extreme blood loss.

Sources in the Police Department suspect a vampire serial killer who preys on strippers may be at large. The Regional Preternatural Investigation Team (RPIT), under the supervision of Sergeant Zerbrowski, was called to the scene last night, as it had been when Ms. Morreseys body was discovered. Federal Marshal Anita Blake, a licensed Vampire Executioner, accompanied RPIT. Neither Zerbrowski nor Blake would comment to reporters, but a source at the coroners office reported that forensic measurements of the bite marks on the victim matched those from Ms. Morreseys body.

Jean-Claude, Master Vampire of St. Louis, had no comment on the possible involvement of vampires in the murders. Dr. Louisa Edwards, an expert on legal matters concerning the Undead, stated, Because of his position as Master Vampire of the city, Jean-Claude could be in a precarious legal situation if it is proven that the murders were committed by one of the vampires under his rule.

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